the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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Tree powers Activate.

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The power to RickRoll yourself.

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The ability to pass out at will.

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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the ability to recite any insult in any language whenever necessary

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to be normal.

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The power to always know the exact time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!