the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The power to fart methane.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to see air

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The power to resist trolling.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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the power to never get spam

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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Nothing

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The power to not care.

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!