the power to not have superpowers

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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the power to see through glass

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to exist

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The power to float without gravity.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!