The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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power to kill dead ppl.

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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the power to divide by 0

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the ability to go the speed limit

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The power to achieve orgasm within 3 seconds

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The ability to speak Yiddish without learning it.

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the power to make yourself invisible, except for your left arm

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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the ability to live on the edge of a building

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!