Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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the powre to spel

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The power to look at Sun.

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to fart at will.

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The ability to see into the present.

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power that when im drowning in water i can turn the water into velociraptors!

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!