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Are You A Zombie?

  • I just took an explosive s**t

  • me mate has this power. It really pisses me off.

  • to be honest i can see this being a great party trick

  • Not every time, I hope...

  • I know someone who has that power. Their name is EVERY TIMBLR USER EVER!

  • The power to grow deformities that kill you, and every time you do that you spawn 100 different personalities. So it's Legion on drugs if he spawned deformities instead of mutations

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!