the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to even

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to eat with your eyebrows.

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!