The power to turn into a skittles bag

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The ability to clean

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the ability to jump higher and further then anyone, but only if their in a wheelchair

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The ability to decrease the size of your girlfriends breasts.

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The power of thinking of a good useless superpower.

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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Black power

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The power of exact change

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!