The power to turn into a skittles bag

the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

The ability to clean

the ability to jump higher and further then anyone, but only if their in a wheelchair

the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

The power to touch MC Hammer.

The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

The ability to decrease the size of your girlfriends breasts.

The power of thinking of a good useless superpower.

The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

Black power

The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

The power of exact change

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!