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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.
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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.
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The power to eat your poop
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The power to have no powers
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The power to give people std's during intercourse
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Batman
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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes
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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection
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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one
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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!
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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade
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The power to change your urine to any color
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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.
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The power to bleed every month for 3-5 days a month.
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The power to stop time, but it works only for yourself.
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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.
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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.
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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.
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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.
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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass
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the power to make toast into bread
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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song
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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.
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The power to convert Dr. Pepper into Mr. Pibb.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!