Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to turn gold into dust

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The power of 12% levetation

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!