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the power to die at will
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to spelle caretly
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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...
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The power to control weather on Mars
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The power to actually care what these people are writing.
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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!
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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents
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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.
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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.
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The power to see through transparent objects.
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The power to resurrect dead insects
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The power to turn any drink into pee.
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the power to float one atom above the ground
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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.
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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.
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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after
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The power of compulsive lying.
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the power to eat when your hungry
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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.
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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.
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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.
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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.
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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet
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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!