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the power to move forward in time one second peer second
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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands
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The power to have to eat every 1 second.
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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.
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the power to summon fire with a lighter
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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz
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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons
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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.
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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.
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The power to eat just one Lays potato chip
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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.
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the power to morph into yourself
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The power to know what Willis is talking about.
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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.
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The ability to go forward in time at will.
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The power to not exercise.
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The power to know why how the frige light only turn on when you open.
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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life
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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's
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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.
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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month
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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people
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The power to kill you self.
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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!