The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

the power to read your own thoughts

the power to give yourself sunburn

The power to not Waste time

A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

The power to make doors disappear at will.

THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

The power of never finishing what you sta

The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

the power to shit bicks

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!