The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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ability to eat in your arse and shit out you mouth

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The Power to shrink but never grow back.

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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anything Aquaman does

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the ability to drink a 40 oz. while playing madden

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to bleed every month for 3-5 days a month.

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power to see girls naked butt only when they are dead for over three weeks

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The power to instantly become pregnant

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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the power to see through windows.;.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!