- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to pee and poop at the same time.

The power to stick your head up your ass

having the same super powers as batman!

The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

to be shitty

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

The power to make out of thin air

The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

the power to like justin beiber

Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

The power to slow down time while you are at school

The power to control sloths

The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

Pointless Super Powers