to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The ability to spread toe jam on toast

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The power to see through glass

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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the power to suck your elbow

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to automatically register soda caps online, but only if it's Diet.

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!