The ability of every superpower imaginable only while sleeping

The power to do something as powerful as thin air

the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

The power to have knowledge of your power.

The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

The power to be blind when you sleep

The power to cancel your own powers.

The power to shoot iron from your blood

The abilitie too spell corectly.

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

The ability to die instantly

the power to run windows on a mac computer

The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

The power to be black.

the power to hear a dog whistle

The power to make the air stink

The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The power to sh!t using your mind.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!