The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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The kind of power Mel GIbson had in "What Women Want"

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to go back in time but never go forward

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the power to disintegrate toilette paper with your butt

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the power to jizz on cue

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to block Chuck Norris' roundhose. it's pointless because everyone knows that nobody can block Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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the power to misspell

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to have lemon scented diarrhea

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the power to shit cellulose

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The power to have sex with anyone you like except human beings. -Shandric

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The power to break a bone every time you ejaculate.

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!