The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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power to age faster

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to make out of thin air

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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to be shitty

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!