The power to smell whore

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The power to potato.

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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the power to spell words wrong

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Being a freemason

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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the power to make double rainbows in the sky, but after that, it turns in a double hurricane.

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!