The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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Just because you do not see and advert here, it does not mean it is not here... Moral: Dudu duduh dudududun... ALWAYS MORAL-COLA! (aka Moke in the brits) NOW IN LIGHT AND SUPERFAT EDITIONS! Order now for the special I am fagneto edition! TASTE THE FAGNETIC! Because if gay is your way, todays morals, support this way! Lesbian-Coke is out of stock, but pre-order now and receive a moral man offer: "the lesbian drunk party invite international live!" *porn music* Hurry up! Only 2 Billion tickets left! No wait... just 50 left!... no wait... 40... no 30... 29... you better hurry ladies! As much *free* booze you can drink! *The booze Is free, the entrance is free, but the payment to get out of the building depends on how much you drink, non payers will be graped and their sex pictures will be sold on the internet* *All lesbian sex pictures will be sold on the internet, grape is not allowed! Surprise sexy time is allowed though!* Moral-Cola!

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The power to break a Nokia

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The power to like any show

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to science.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!