The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to troll the Internet.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power of exploding when you think.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to have Hiccup at will, but no being able to stop it at will.

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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Imortality.

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The power of hindsight

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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The power to sh*t bricks

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!