the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to see air

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power spite flower

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to predict the past.

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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the power to teleport, but only in front of a tyrannosaurus rex.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!