The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to always run out of toilet paper when it's needed most.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to levitate only down stairs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!