The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The power to turn gold into dust

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The ability to Hi

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to watch tv

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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the power to enter a coma.

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the power to die at will

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The power to dance really well

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swear words -jesse

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!