The ability to spend expired coupons.

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Possess irresistible pheromones that only work on male razorback gorillas.

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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the ability to have $100,000,000 but owe your ex-wife $99,999,999

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The power to telekinetically strap on the passengers seatbelt , but only when it's empty.

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The power to shrink your erection whenevery you want.

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The power to tell wether someone is French or Italian.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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the power to not have a power

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The power to grow grey hairs whenever you wanted.

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The power to control when a woman is on her period, but you are a man and suffer from constant PMS if you don't force it on someone else.

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The power to not see ads

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The power to think of hilariously inappropriate jokes, but only at dinner parties with your parents.

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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the power to open a locked door with a key

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to release the bogus

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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Retractable teeth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!