the power to melt your bones

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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the power to control urine

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The power to watch grass grow

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!