The ability to look at someone and die.

The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

The power to have wood when you wake up.

The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

Every time you clap some one dies

the power to shit bicks

The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

the power to make glass clear

The power to swim on land

The power to make snow yellow

The power to swim on land.

The power to shapeshift into a worm.

the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

The power to repel women.

The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

The power to be wet and not know it.

Power to not Sleep during Finals.

the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!