The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

The power to transform gold into nothing.

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

the ability to walk through your clothes

the power to hate nature

The power to hold your breath for one to two minutes.

The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The power to change the color of your saliva.

The power of 12% levetation

the power to reseal bottle caps

The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

The power to poo without wiping.

the power to fart terrible gas

the power to vote

The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!