The power to walk on water, but only when it is below 0 Degrees Celsius.

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The power to be invisible when singing

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The ability to float for half a second

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Ability to roundhouse kick midgets without laughing.

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to pee poop

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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the ability to spell wrong

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!