The power to see oxygen.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power to give you`re own comment a +1 and believe you can hide it from the rest.

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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The power not to be Chuck Norris

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!