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The power to smell through your arse.

The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

The power to only lift more than 100lbs however anything less than 100lbs is impossible to lift.

The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

The Power to lose a fight before it begins

the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

The power to make any pencil dull. GET IT? IT'S POINTLESS. AHAHHAHAHAHAH

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

The power to moonwalk, but only on the moon

The power to smell the future

like this if your name is jack

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

Being Yianni.

The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

The power to walk through walls but fall through floors.

The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

the power to fly for a second

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!