The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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the power to say i can bend you

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The power to win a gold medal in the special Olympics... you are perfectly healthy

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The ability to change your weight

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to create powers

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!