The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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the ability to spin and never feel dizzy

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The power to pee ants.

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The ability to sense cheese.

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!