The power to be black.

The power to have knowledge of your power.

The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

the power to shout and make people piss their pants

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

The abilitie too spell corectly.

The power to turn gold into stones.

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

the power to hear a dog whistle

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

The power to think about useless power

The ability to turn anything into cheese, but be lactose intolerant.

The power to think you love her but you don't.

the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

The power of asdfgh

The power to sh!t using your mind.

the power to run windows on a mac computer

The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

The power to wink with both eyes

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!