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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world
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the power to enter a coma.
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the power to die at will
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The power to dance really well
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swear words -jesse
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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire
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the power to think of powers
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boo
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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights
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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.
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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie
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The power to transform gold into nothing.
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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.
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the ability to walk through your clothes
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the power to hate nature
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The power to hold your breath for one to two minutes.
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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.
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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes
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The power to not write pointless powers.
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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.
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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way
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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.
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The power to change the color of your saliva.
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The power of 12% levetation
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!