The power to erect your nipples at will.

The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

The power to die at will

The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

The power to drink 30 beers and no shall any tear

The power to talk and listen at the same time

The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

the power to see everyone as a tree

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

The power of making your tits smaller

The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

the power to get struck by lightning at will.

The ability to change a food to the exact same food

The power to smile uncontrollably.

The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

The power to make lie the ultimate truth

The power to open unlocked doors

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!