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the power to eat 3 times the amount of jello that a normal person can
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The ability to glow but only in broad daylight
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the ability to die at will, just by blinking
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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock
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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'
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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.
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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website
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the power to shit shards of glass
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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.
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The ability to produce water but only when under water.
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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.
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the power to have no one read this post
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The ability to make broken pens work again.
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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.
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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass
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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.
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the power to get extra homework
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The power to turn wine into water
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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.
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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.
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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute
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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.
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The power to throw a boomerang without it coming back.
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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!