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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours
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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!
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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules
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The power to make pointless super powers
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the ability to do absolutely nothing
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The power to become powerless
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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller
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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!
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The power to transform into a homeless person.
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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.
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The power to cure a ham
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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin
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The ability to sweat caramel
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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.
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The power to look what is at the back of your head.
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The power to think with a 6 year time gap
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The ability to crap out acid once every month.
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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that
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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless
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the power to be powerless
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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.
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the power to refreeze frozen ice
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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes
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The power to count to infinity.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!