The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to extend the length of commercial when your going to the bathroom

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The power to be yourself.

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The power to digest corn.

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to have cancer.

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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the power to read your own mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!