The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to automatically register soda caps online, but only if it's Diet.

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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the power of fly... into an airplane

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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the power to suck your elbow

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to make pot legal except when there's cops around.

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to become like chuck norris. Unfortunately before you get that power you to through the true CHUCK NORRIS!!

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!