The power to put on socks with one hand

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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the power to control urine

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The power to watch grass grow

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to grow amazingly long pubic hair!

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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the power to turn into a tree

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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the ability to masturbate in front of your grandma

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!