The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The ability to decrease the size of your girlfriends breasts.

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The power of thinking of a good useless superpower.

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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Black power

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The power of exact change

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to have no power.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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the power to glow fainlty in broad daylight

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!