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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho
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the power to see when the lights are on
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The power to make tea appear at will
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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com
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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.
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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.
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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"
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The power to turn any drink into pee.
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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist
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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle
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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.
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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!
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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.
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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.
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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.
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Turn gold into lead.
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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.
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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose
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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet
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The power to describe the taste of water.
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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos
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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.
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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.
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The power to only use yahoo.com
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!