The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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your balls glow in the dark 6am every day

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to make your Mother dance while everybody is watching

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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The power to take a crap.

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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Balls.

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Justin Bieber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!