the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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the ability to talk to animals, but only when discussing politics

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to make water expire.

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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Mutant Paper-skeleton.

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The power to read minds, but only those of the mentally disabled.

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it

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The power to make money disappear.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to be french.

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The ability to jump 3% lower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!