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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.
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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you
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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.
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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.
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The power to procrast ....
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The power to flush toilets with your mind
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The power of reading your own mind.
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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams
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the power to stop masturbating every day
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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.
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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb
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The ability to make ocean waves with your mind, but only when the waves are coming in....
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the immunity of death unless youre about to die
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The power to instantly kill yourself
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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...
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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.
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The power to use windows 10.
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The power to control the weather, but only in space
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The power to take a s*** on people
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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.
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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to
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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop
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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit
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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!