The power to ride a bike

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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i want my mum

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The power to make you fap to anything.

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The power to turn into a taxi

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The super power to control paper.

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The ability to masturbate with your non-dominant arm.

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The ability to walk on water. But only when it is frozen.

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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Invisibility that only works when your sining a lady gaga song

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!