The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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the power to beathe

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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Turning wine into water.

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!