the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to see through horses

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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the ability to duct tape an alarm clock to the side of your head

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to make police believe you're driving in the wrong lane

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!