The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to have no powers

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the power to bi ugly

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power that everytime someone sneezes, a living porpoise erupts from your anus.

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The power to die at will

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!