The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The ability to ejaculate at the most innapropriate times e.g. ur granmas funeral or your dads birthday

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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i want my mum

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The power to make you fap to anything.

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The power to turn into a taxi

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The super power to control paper.

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The ability to masturbate with your non-dominant arm.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!