The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The power to become a llama.

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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The power to live.

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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The uncontrollable power of making your sex partner sleep

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the power to fail any test you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!