The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power to turn into a pebble

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Being Aquaman

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to have the ability to fly and teleport at the same time.

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to never end your .

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!