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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.
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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.
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The power to be stupid reading this.
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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.
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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.
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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there
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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers
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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.
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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.
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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..
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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.
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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards
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The power to use windows 10.
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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.
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The power to read the terms of service.
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The power to smell water.
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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.
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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.
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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers
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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond
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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.
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The power to plank
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the power to smell like shlt shlt.
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The power to sing with your buttcheeks
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!