The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

The ability to turn incredibly ugly in a beauty padgent

The power to like any show

the power to stop your addiction to placebos

The power of writte with our feets.

The ability to not be Batman

the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

The power to do everything that you can do.

The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

The ability to look at someone and die.

The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

The power to have wood when you wake up.

The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

Every time you clap some one dies

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!