the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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the power to never get spam

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to have no powers.

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the power to fail at everything you

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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the power to shit out of your nose

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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Ability to do the kamahameha but it comes out as bubbles

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to not have any power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!