The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The ability to read one's own mind.

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The power to throw chess pieces mildly accuratly,

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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the power to sense the next viewing of the hit musical 'CATS'

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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Super taste, while living in Mexico.

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The power to open automated doors a few moments sooner than they would typically open.

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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The power of seeing the future in dreams without any context, and only realizing something is going to happen moments before it happens, but nothing you do can change anything.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!