The power to see light as it appears on an object.

The power to see concrete yellow

the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

The power to have Hiccup at will, but no being able to stop it at will.

The power drown in water

The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

The power to talk to money.

waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The power of eating from ears.

The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

to be able to lift any weight of feathers

The power to turn into air and go with the wind

The power that will grant you no power.

the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!