The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to talk and listen at the same time

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The ability to gain weight at will, but not lose it at will

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to levitate mustard.

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!