The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to see through air

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power of love

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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the power to die at will

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to spelle caretly

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!