The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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The power to destroy money but only your money.

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The power to not have superpowers

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power to make meringues levitate

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!