The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The ability to gain weight at will, but not lose it at will

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to levitate mustard.

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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the power to say i can bend you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!