The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The power to see through pastry..

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to talk and listen at the same time

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!