The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to open automated doors a few moments sooner than they would typically open.

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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the power to get drunk but only when drinking anything with alcohol in it.

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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THe ability to see though walls but only when their glass.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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Diamond hard left nipple!

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!