The power to get hard at will.

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power to breathe

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The power to talk without a tongue

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to have bad luck!

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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the power to appear randomly in the backround of any Adam Sandler movie

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!