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The power to grow two extra arms that are invisible, can't touch anything, and you can't control.
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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.
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the power to summon 10 ants every week
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Nobody in the world has super-powers.
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The power to wake up on time but still feel super-tired.
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The power to be a gamer
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The power to kill yourself.
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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.
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The power to sneeze with your eyes open.
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power to fly only in the plane
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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice
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The ability to jump 8 feet fences
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The power to have any pussy you want but only to magically transform it into a small bloody hairy wrinkled dick with herpes and AIDS when you touch it and there is nothing you can do about it.
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The power to turn water into water with a yellow tint.
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the power the to use hands when you already have hands
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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing
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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.
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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times
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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.
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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish
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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.
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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.
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eht rewop ot daer sdrowkcab.
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The power to know WTF is going on
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!