The ability to cause spiders to unpredictably materialize on your body, but only when you're sleeping or otherwise unaware of your surroundings.

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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he power to make mistakes

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The ability to clean

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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the power to cure cancer after having sex with the patient but only if they have aids

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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The power to copy and paste already told jokes.

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the power to fly in space

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!