The power of compulsive lying.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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The ability to telepathically talk to people, but its sent in Morse code in dog whistle so human's can't hear it

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to not have any power at all

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!