The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The power that everytime someone sneezes, a living porpoise erupts from your anus.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to make police believe you're driving in the wrong lane

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to teleport 3 or 4 feet once a month.

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!