The power to be blind when you sleep

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thepowertofixmyspacebar.

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!