Teleporting to Mexico

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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the power to not have power

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The power to pee poop

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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the power to get drunk but only when drinking anything with alcohol in it.

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to have bad luck!

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the power to fail

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!