The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

the abillity to fart at will

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

A healing punch

The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

Vanilla scented blood

The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

the ability to sell Al Gore

The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

The power to grow cancer cells

The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

The power to lick your own elbow

The power to levitate mustard.

You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

The power to fly but fall exactly in 1 second

The ability to be heard in space

the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!