The power to tell whether or not butter is salted or not.

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the power to fail any test you want

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to become bald 50% faster

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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solar powered night-vision

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The power to only drink liquids

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!