The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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the ability to shit active helicopters

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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Tits for a guy.

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The ability to be raped.

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power to never finish your sente

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!