The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The power to sweat soup.

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to see into the present

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The ability to travel through time at a rate of one second per second.

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to turn wine into water.

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!