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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.
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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power
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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you
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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold
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The power to die when you die
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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings
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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past
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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.
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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.
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The ability to perpetually masturbate.
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Endless falling....
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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt
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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food
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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.
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The power to touch the ground using only your feet
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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.
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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it
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The power that turns farts into music.
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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.
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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...
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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.
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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams
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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open
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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!