The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to die

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to die but once

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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The power to smell people's moods

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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the power to smell tastebuds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!