The power to swim on land

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power to breathe

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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to do nothing

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power to obey gravity

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!