the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The ability to smell colors

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to rotten food.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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the power to not have power

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The power to be alone

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!