The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The ability to cause spiders to unpredictably materialize on your body, but only when you're sleeping or otherwise unaware of your surroundings.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!