The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The power to create another human

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the ability to make a shrubbery once per ten years only The Knight who say "NIIEH!"

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The ability to die on command.

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The ability to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to be a walrus

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!