The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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power to pass kidney stones at will

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!