The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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the power to be powerless

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to count to infinity.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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the ability to shit active helicopters

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!