The power to resist trolling.

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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the ability to be a vampire on a stick

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!