The power to die at will.

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to change delicious chocolate fudge into mud of the exact colour and texture.

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The power to be dead

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The power of Superuselessnessman

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The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

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the power to understand gibberish written backwards and in binary code

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The power of learning

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to tell if a politician is lying. (They always are.)

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the power to do totally nothing

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The power of being negative all the time.

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the power to break down public transport on hot days

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!