The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power to take edible shits.

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to be a snail

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!