The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to hear everyone masturbating in 1 km radius

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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yo mama

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power to be blind

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power to make meringues levitate

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to not finish your....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!