The power to hear everyone masturbating in 1 km radius

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for christmas ? He is dead.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!