The power to have night vision during the day.

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The power to see John Cena.

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The power to FLY when you're blind

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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the power to make a pussy taste like a pizza pussy flavored

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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the power to go on this website

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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Farting at will

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The power to get older every second

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to fart in colour

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to read this.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!