The power to make meringues levitate

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to not finish your....

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power to fart rainbows

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to taste the air.

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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ability to tell the truth when not lying >.

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!