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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C
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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by
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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.
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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers
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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo
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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.
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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.
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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.
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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.
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the power to speak morse code .
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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!
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the ability to be the owner of a car with no wheels
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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne
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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.
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The power to control disabled people with your mind.
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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.
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The power to make anything into toilet paper.
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The power to be fat only when your at a party.
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Steel kidneys
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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms
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The power to give vegetables immortality.
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The power to circumcise yourself
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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.
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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!