The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

The power to switch your right and left ears.

The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

the ability to die once you have died

Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The power to piss lava.

the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

See through invisible people

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

The power to fall up.

the power to get sick

The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!