The power to be missed when present.

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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cry acid tears

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the power to youtube poop

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to levitate only down stairs

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!