the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to be a normal human

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The power to catch em all

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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The power to be HUMAN

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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the power... to read this

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The power to die at will

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The power to speak in Braille

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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the ability to eat three tons of dirt

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to die from darting too hard

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!