the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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the power to remember th...

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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the power of fart helium

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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the power to nit propely

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

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to die when you are happy

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!