The power to glow while under the sun

the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

the power to kill plants in a desert.

the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

The Power to make PotNoodle...

Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

The power to be really bad at CSGO

The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

The power to see through a hole

The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

The power to kill yourself.

The power to withstand camel rape.

Smoke vision

the power to control nothing

the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!