The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to teabag bear- traps at will

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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the power to animate condiments

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to self destruct

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The power of exploding when you think.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!